Steroids and porn for Paul Byrd. Pronto. Before I have to call in a favor and make him disappear.
Which I might have to do if Tito decides to put him on the post-season roster and leaves Wake off.
Yes, I know there have been errors…but Byrd has been the suck. A 4-0 lead in the first whittled down to a 4-3 lead. There’s no excuse but suck.
Edited to add: The first person to say “Well, he kept us in the game and made it possible for us to come back” (I’m looking at YOU, Tito) gets slapped the next time I see them. 
If Wakefield (bite your tongue), is left off the post season roster in lieu of Byrd, I’ll form a protest on Yawkey Way with a sign that reads:
FIRE DAN DUQUETTE!
I liked Paul Byrd much better when he was sucking on someone else’s team.
Honest to God, if they leave Wake off of the post-season roster in favor of Byrd, I’ll throw a f***in’ hand grenade through Tito’s living room window.
Well, maybe that’s a little harsh. I’ll be sad, though. Very sad.
Well, I just got slapped. Sorry, Cyn.