What the Hell Happened?


The official Red Sox Twitter account tweeted this out this afternoon. It got a little dusty.

The official Red Sox Twitter account tweeted this out this afternoon.                                     Have to admit that it got a little dusty in my office when I saw it.

On Saturday, November 2, 2013, nine months ago tomorrow, the Red Sox and the City of Boston threw a parade. Nine freaking months ago. As of yesterday, seven players who were with that Championship team have been traded. Seven. (For the record, Jake Peavy, Felix Doubront, Jon Lester, Jonny Gomes, John Lackey, Andrew Miller and Stephen Drew.)

I took yesterday as a (legitimate) sick day and had planned on spending the day sleeping off the ER’s treatment of a very bad allergic reaction I had the day before. But I forgot one thing. I forgot to shut off my phone.  And my phone stays pretty close by. So while I’m in a medicinally induced deep sleep, around 10am or so my phone starts, as they say, blowing up. Forgetting what day it was, I immediately think something must be terribly wrong so I force myself up and start reading all the various text messages and emails that were coming in.

The unthinkable happened. The Red Sox traded Jon Lester.

(I only call it unthinkable because for quite a while we had been bombarded with rumors about the impending trade. Who thought they’d get one right?)

So the Red Sox traded longtime fan favorite and pretty freaking good left-handed pitcher Jon Lester to the Oakland A’s and threw in Jonny Gomes and some cash for good measure. Had they not received Yoenis Céspedes (and a competitive draft pick) in return, I’m sure there would have been a lot more hand-wringing, garment rending and teeth gnashing from the people in my Red Sox circles.  But there was very little of that going on with them yesterday. Don’t get me wrong, you’ll find it in plenty of places.  For example, in the comments section of a boston.com piece this morning someone lamented that the Red Sox haven’t been in the playoffs in four out of the last five seasons.

Writing that in July of 2013 would have been relatively legitimate. But today?  Yesterday?  You can’t pretend that your team isn’t the reigning World Champion team just because they’re lousy right now. Doesn’t work that way. Also, as a not so moot point, From 2002-2013 the Red Sox have been in the playoffs seven times. Five out of those seven times they made it to the ALCS. Three of  those American League Championship Series appearances let to World Series wins. So in 11 years the Red Sox have been in the playoffs seven times, made it all the way to the ALCS five times and the three times they made it to the World Series, they won every time.

Yeah, this is a horrible team (and ownership) to be rooting for. (Short pause whilst I shake my head to get my eyes back to their not rolling in the back of my head position.)

Still, watching this team get blown up nine months after they won it all is a shock to the system. Maybe we didn’t expect the team to go back-to-back, but we also didn’t expect them to lose so many games so quickly and so painfully. I mean what the hell with this season, right? (Seriously. I’ve watched almost every game this year and more often than not even I find myself asking myself what the hell I’m doing.)

After the Lester/Gomes news dropped, Red Sox fans thought they could breathe a little easier the rest of the day. Hell, by 10:30am ET we knew the details of the trade (I spent a good part of the morning practicing how to pronounce and spell Yoenis Céspedes) and were chuckling at the fans of other teams who would have to wait ALL DAY for their torture to be over. Fools. By the end of the day, the Red Sox traded away John Lackey (and minor league left handed pitcher Corey Littrell) to the St. Louis Cardinals, Andrew Miller to the Baltimore Orioles and Stephen Drew to the New York Yankees.

Wait…what?  We’ll get back to Drew in a minute.*

All players (with the exception of Littrell) who had a hand in giving the Red Sox and their fans a third World Series in the 2000s.  That things could spiral out of control so quickly that they end in the Red Sox trading away four out of the team’s five starting pitchers (as of  Opening Day, anyway) is still something that boggles the mind.  But here we are, 108 games into the season and Anthony Ranaudo is your starting pitcher against the Yankees and Allen Craig is starting in left field. Below is the starting lineup for today’s game.  I’ve helpfully put the player’s ages next to their positions.

1. Brock Holt RF (26)
2. Dustin Pedroia 2B (30)
3. David Ortiz DH (38)
4. Mike Napoli 1B (32)
5. Allen Craig LF (30)
6. Xander Bogaerts SS (21)
7. Will Middlebrooks 3B (25)
8. David Ross C (37)
9. Mookie Betts CF (21)
Anthony Ranaudo RHP (24)

Looking at it written out, it actually doesn’t seem that terrible.  I mean Ranaudo and Craig are the only two who haven’t played for the Sox this year. Over the last couple of months they’ve probably put out worse lineups (just based on player performances). But, man, it’s still surreal to me. Not necessarily in a bad way, mind you, but surreal just the same.

After the initial “Wow, they really traded him!” after the Lester news came out and my surprising sadness over Jonny Gomes heading back to the west coast, I realized that for the first time in years I was genuinely excited to see what the Red Sox were going to do on deadline day. Excited beats nauseous (which I usually am on July 31st) any day of the week.

Ask the fans of other teams…let’s say the Cincinnati Reds for example…if they’d take what we as Red Sox fans have experienced since John Henry, Tom Werner and Larry Lucchino took over ownership of the team compared to what they’ve gone through with their own team. Most fans would switch with us in a heartbeat.  And one of the reasons this team has had the successes it’s had is because when things go south they’re willing to make moves like they did yesterday to ensure the team won’t forever dwell in the cellar.

Without some otherworldly interference, the Red Sox won’t be seeing the playoffs this season. But Ben Cherington showed the baseball world that he isn’t willing to sit back on his World Series Championship and let the ship sink. On paper this team isn’t as good today as it was Wednesday – but I’m pretty damned excited at what could be in store for this team thanks to what went on yesterday.

*Okay, one thing about Stephen Drew…unlike, apparently, many other fans, I hold no ill will toward the guy. He was a huge part of winning 2013 and when I think of him it will always be with much fondness for that. So, regardless of how he performed in the short time he was with the team in 2014, it will pain me to see him in Yankees pinstripes. Absolutely pain me. I wish him well but I also hope he ends up with another team next year not in the Bronx.

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I Can Feel It

Took this photo yesterday. Even Mrs. Mallard and her ducklings have Red Sox fever!

Took this photo yesterday. Even Mrs. Mallard and her ducklings have Red Sox fever!

If the Red Sox sweep the Cardinals…and I’m not saying they will (I’m also not saying they won’t)…they will do it on the 9th anniversary of the night they won the 2004 World Series…against the Cardinals.  I can dig that. I can also dig an umpiring crew that had no problem getting together and making the right call when one of their own completely messed it up. Much like they did twice in the 2004 ALCS.  I find it fascinating that there are so many little connections to that postseason. Heck, even Tim Wakefield, Keith Foulke and Kevin Millar have all said this 2013 team reminds them a lot of the 2004 “idiots”. And tonight, although Fox Sports will most likely not show it, members of that 2004 team will be throwing out the first pitch.

I’ll take the good karma anywhere I can get it.

Last night’s win was made even more special by the fact that it was pretty much stress-free. The umps reverse a bad call, the Red Sox start scoring and we get a non-nail biting, World Series win behind a masterful performance by Jon Lester*.

*Not even going to bother rehashing this morning’s whining about a possible substance on Lester’s glove. As many have said, what was or wasn’t in his glove didn’t cause the Cardinals to make 3 errors or force Cardinals pitching to give up 8 runs on 8 hits.

I will say this in support of Cardinals fans:  Throughout the ALCS, Red Sox fans complained because it seemed like not only did the Fox crew want the Tigers to win, but they talked more about and with the Tigers than the Red Sox during EVERY game, in Detroit AND Boston.  Last night, aside from a bit of focus on Carlos Beltran, it was pretty much all Red Sox all night long. If I was rooting for St. Louis I’d be more than a little annoyed this morning that Fox made it out like only one team was playing.

Okay…one more thing about Lester’s glove: Jeff Passan over at Yahoo Sports has an interesting piece up with this nugget:

Fact: Lester and his Red Sox teammates have used BullFrog sunscreen, which, when mixed with rosin, creates a tacky substance that enhances a pitcher’s grip on the ball. BullFrog was seen in the Red Sox’s dugout during the division series at Tropicana Field – a domed stadium.

Fact: Major League Baseball is well aware of this and does not consider it an issue despite rules about foreign substances because pitchers, hitters, coaches, managers and executives agree that a substance used to better a pitcher’s grip, as opposed to doctor a ball or make it dip and dive in unnatural directions, is within the confines of the rules.

So let’s move on to tonight, shall we? The Red Sox, with John Lackey on the mound, have a very good opportunity to go up 2-0 in the World Series. 2-0. Rookie right-hander Michael Wacha will try to make that difficult for them, and if anyone on the team can put the hurt on the Red Sox he can, but we were told to worry about Adam Wainwright and look how that worked out!

My hopes for this year were simple. I wanted them to win on Opening Day at Fenway and then give us an entertaining run that might include them flirting with first place for a while. When it became clear that they were a good team that was going to do more than flirt with first place, I wanted them to make the playoffs. When making the playoffs was a foregone conclusion, I wanted them to win the division. Once they ticked that off their to-do list, I wanted them to beat the Tampa Bay Rays.

From there it became really simple. The Detroit Tigers were a damn good team and if they lost to them there would be no shame in it. I was already thrilled with the way the season went and I could hunker down for the winter content in knowing the team had shed the ghosts of fried chicken, beer and Bobby Valentine.  Then they went and won the damn pennant and they were bringing us a rematch of 2004. I still don’t know what to do with this. I won’t consider this season a loss or a waste if they can’t win the World Series but after last night they got me hungry for it in a way I didn’t expect. I want to see the Red Sox win…win the whole thing. And as much as I don’t look forward to there being no MLB until February, if they won it in four games it would be so very sweet.

But I can’t get too far ahead of myself. Let’s work this one at a time. Lackey v Wacha. A pitcher rehabilitating his reputation against a pitcher just starting to form his. Lackey turned 35 yesterday and Wacha is 22…none of these things will matter once the first pitch is thrown tonight. So in the spirit of brevity, which I’ve already thrown out the window:  Just win.

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